Paula… do you realize how happy you’ve made me? Oz can finally have a scarecrow!

Paula… do you realize how happy you’ve made me? Oz can finally have a scarecrow!

I feel like I’m in a Charmin commercial.

I feel like I’m in a Charmin commercial.

Where’s my salmon???

You know how you’re supposed to be able to catch salmon and king salmon at the river mouth/waterfall at this time? Not happening for me! I’ve been looking for hours everyday. I traveled to my boyfriend’s town and caught 3 salmon in 2 minutes at his waterfall. I’ve seen a total of one fish in that area of Oz and it was a char.

I guess, as a bear, you would be nervous.

Why can’t I sit anything on top of this green pantry?!

Why can’t I sit anything on top of this green pantry?!

You what?!

You what?!

Aww. Claudia had moved out of Earth since my boyfriend last updated his dream.

Aww. Claudia had moved out of Earth since my boyfriend last updated his dream.

Having a bad day, Lobo?